Tim and Rachel are openly canoodling in the office. Gareth can't believe that she prefers "Fisher Price man" to him. Simon (Matthew Holness), the IT engineer, has control of Tim's computer. While Tim flounders under the strain of trying to communicate with a terminal nerd, Gareth finds common ground in the minutiae of Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris films. Meanwhile, David Brent is preparing for his first "gig" on motivational techniques. He is paying Dawn £100 to act as his assistant, which brings him into conflict with an increasingly dissatisfied Neil. At the business seminar, David (dressed in T-shirt and baseball cap) bids his audience chill out to Tina Turner's Simply The Best.